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Hello everyone, i'm sure a lot of people have been wondering where i have been and what exactly i've been up to. 

PRODUCT REVIEW |FM AUTOMATIC EYE PENCIL

They claim:

  Draws both thick as well as thin lines with immaculate precision,enriched with nourishing waxes and ethereal oils,non-smear formula;waterproof,twist to open...twist to close with a convenient sharpener at the base of the pencil

PACKAGING:FM AUTOMATIC EYE PENCIL comes in a twist-up cylindrical bottle with a sharpener at the base.the base color is the color of the shade(i guess that's for easy identification)